It’s life in 2010.
The best we can hope is that the men and women of Goldman Sachs finance the best projects the world needs going forward. In the meantime, Barry Ritholtz crowdsourced a ‘Top Ten’ list of ad campaign slogans and as the world’s bad bankers, they will just have to laugh it off:
Top 10 Ideas for Goldman Sachs New Ad Campaign
10. Under Buffett’s protection since 2008
9. Putting the zero in zero-sum game.
8. Government Bailout: $29 billion
SEC Settlement: $550 million
Doing God’s work? Priceless.7. Helping you forget about Bernie Madoff one CDO at a time
6. Goldman Sachs: America’s Counterparty
5. Let us do for you what we did for Greece.
4. Like we give a fuck what you think about us . . .
3. Goldman Sachs: There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s JPMorgan.
2. The Rothschilds were Pussies
And the number 1 advertising slogan for the new Goldman Sachs ad campaign:
1. We put the douche in fiduciary
1. and 6. are my favorites!
1. and 6. are my favorites!
love number 2 on there!
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
love number 2 on there!
“We stuck our Sachs in the A of AIG and pulled out the Gold, man”
“We stuck our Sachs in the A of AIG and pulled out the Gold, man”