My friend and addicted golfer Lawrence Sucharow ,an Investor Advocacy lawyer, sat down wih Lindsay to talk trust, boards, options scandals, little dolls, Bloomberg and the Paulson report. I had so many questions to ask Lawrence, but we are strict about our time limit. He will be back. His opinion on the ‘Paulson ‘ report is something I will delve into deeper in the next few weeks.
More importanty, it gives us all a chance to chime in with our favorite lawyer jokes. I have started with a few, please add your favorite.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Why does the American Bar Association prohibit sex between attorneys and their clients?
To prevent the client for being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.
Why do they bury lawyers 27 feet under?
‘Cuz deep, deep down, they’re good people!
It’s Friday everybody go crank call a lawyer, just not Lawrence :) (or Jay).
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more. ;)
screw you Lindzon…
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A hedge fund manager says to his partner Howard, “I don’t think this line of work is for you. You just keep losing money all the time.”
“You’re right,” Howard replied. “My whole life all I’ve done is lose money”.
Next day Howard comes to work and resigns.
His partner asks, “What are you going to do for living?”
Howard says :”I finally figured out how I can make some money from losing money all the time.”
“How?”
Howard says: “I am going to build a web page and take it public.”
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How many hedge fund managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Howard says: “My God! The light burnt out!! Sell all my G.E. stock NOW!!!”
The answer:
Two hedge fund managers. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it’s already burned out).
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