Cracks me up. In the end, good writing and content win.

Because of Fake Steve Jobs, we now have many fake…

Greg at NewsGroper is building a team of fake writers and their is some funny stuff. I have wanted him to create a fake financial high profile persona.

I think he picked a good figure in ‘Fake Stephen Schwarzman (from Blackstone)’ – my fave part of this one – BUYING LBO DEBT IS PATRIOTIC:

I can hear the objections now: Aren’t these investments risky? Should I have balance in my retirement portfolio? Blah, blah, blah. Look: I know about risk. When Richard Branson bet me $7 million that I wouldn’t eat caviar out of a passed-out Lindsay Lohan’s butt crack, I knew opportunity (and quality caviar) when I saw it. Without risk, there is no reward. And believe me, eating food off a drug-addled starlet is its own reward — even without Richard Branson’s money.

Well done.