I am not sure what will happen first….Apple dropping for a day or Starbucks selling weapons.

America is complaining about how hot their iPad gets (sorry for not packing space travel into the little box), yet we are cool with Starbucks selling booze.

I live on an island that has 40,000 military people and 40,000 liquor stores and so it makes sense that Starbucks would use Coronado as a test case to sell booze. There have only been 4 murders here with guns so far in 2012 so I look forward to them pushing the envelope in 2013 with a Cappucino and Hand Gun combo.

I hate that Starbucks is even testing this idea. Mr Shultz…we are NOT Italy!

In the meantime, I am on the phone with my attorney who says I need to document my ‘Hot Balls’ caused by my ipad. Please DO NOT click this as the image of the damage is gruesome.

Disclosure – Long $AAPL and no $SBUX position