The Lindzon men are not blessed with an athletic gene nor are we lactose tolerant as you have read here.

I caught my son checking his GMail account that I set up for him (did not know he was actually using it) and he had received a very urgent email from his buddy Barrett.

Some guys are proud that when their son scores a key goal or makes a great catch…not me. I cried over his joy for the mel Brooks scene. We are bonding at a new level :) .

I feel it is my obligation to build a list for him, a list of the best fart scenes. I immediately pulled up this one from Dumb and Dumber.

You can’t have a top ten without Rodney Dangerfiled in Caddyshack, but could not pull it from YouTube.

Please help me fill in the other 7.