Most Jews go to Florida for the holidays. Maybe even Mexico.
I go to doctors for my annual, “Is this cancer” roundtable. I am an early detection fanatic (unless it is a stock :) )
When you go to as many doctors as me, you are bound to have some funny experiences.
Today, I met Dr. Pinky (I swear) – Urologist and Proctologist. He – was a SHE. There was much shrinkage in the room (I hope she has seen Seinfeld). Why a smart lady would want that job…..
Anyways – one squeeze and a probe and I was out of there with this post.
You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.
Fusilli Jerry…. “Million to one shot, doc….million to one”
As to why she might want the job – there could be a significant revenge factor involved in all the probing. Plus, she probably prefers shrinkage to growage among patients.