Are You addicted to the Stock Market? Here is my Top 10 List…

Tom Evslin has a great Top Ten list regarding entrepreneurship . It inspired me to create a list about the stock market. Here goes:

You know you are addicted to the stock market if :

10. You spell Cramer with a C, not a K

9. You Blog about stocks

8. You have a pet and/or better yet child, named Fibonacci :)

7. You live on the West Coast and don’t need an alarm to get up for Squawk Box

6. You have heard of Bob Pisani

5. You read blogs about stocks

4. You have uttered the phrase “The market is oversold” (you are also a loser :( )

3. Your wife asks for Socks and you bring her a chart of the SOX

2. You have checked quotes at a Funeral and/or during Yoga ( I have been busted :) )

1. You are on a cruise and a stranger asks you “How is the Buffett today” and You answer – He’s taking a licking in his commodity positions.

I would love to tweak the list so please add yours in the comments if you feel inspired and in the sharing mood.

80 comments

  1. Jordan Glasner says:

    The Buffett comment is a classic.

    BTW, like the new “logo” shot. Looking a bit more techy ;)

  2. Lynn says:

    1. You have coffee every morning with Becky, Jim and Carl.
    2. You know who Mogambo is.
    3. Your beach reading is the latest book on PEAK OIL.

  3. chartreuse says:

    This post proves to me I am NOT addicted to the stock market. I have no idea what you and your readers are talking about!

  4. Howard Lindzon says:

    Chartreuse – hilarious
    Zen – not enough freshness
    Nick – funny
    Minic – best so far – yours get added

  5. Nick Fenton says:

    Just thought of one more and I have to post it…mature audiences only!

    You know that a “Vertical Spread” is not a position in a Kama-Sutra book…LOL :)

    Hope that’s not too over the top.

  6. Howard Lindzon says:

    Nick – please join my blog -so we can see that yong unblemished louisville face in the comments

    Vertical spread will make my censored top 10 list – just send 9 more

  7. Brian says:

    -you see stock symbols on the license plates of the cars in front of you

    -you see “patterns” on the mountains (I live in Colorado)

  8. Fraser says:

    “Nick Fenton wrote:

    You know that a “Vertical Spread” is not a position in a Kama-Sutra book…LOL ”

    “Howard Lindzon wrote:

    Nick – please join my blog -so we can see that yong unblemished louisville face in the comments”

    Hardest I’ve laughed all day. Hilarious exchange.

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  10. Phil says:

    Your wife asks if you want to go out for dinner and you suggest the Cheesecake Factory because you want to see how they’re doing.

    You walk around Sears in the mall for the same reason.

    You check out a young girl’s ass to see what label is on her jeans.

    You hear about a tragic kidnapping of oil executives in Nigeria and the only detail you care about is which oil company is it…

    You really don’t want my whole list – I’m going into thearapy as soon as I can figure out how to make a play on it!

  11. Sanil says:

    You see the changing temperature in the digital thermometer of your car and you think it’s the Level II Nasdaq quote.

  12. Zoomie says:

    You send a wedding gift, and instead of signing “Good luck for the rest of your lives”, you sign “Good probabilities for the rest of your quarters.”

  13. Chris says:

    “I will buy dips in an updrend, I will buy dips in an uptrend….What? Oh, sorry honey, am I hurting you??”

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    Indian stock market is one of the most happening and emerging market. Major Indian stock exchanges are BSE and NSE and both are of world class standards.

    So grab good stocks and invest that’s the bottom line.

    We hope to see you in major profits.

    Regards
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