It’s David vs. Goliath accept this battle is not biblical and in this battle, David (me) has no f%^$%^cking chance.

None.

They have brought me close to tears tonight if not for this blog. Not tears really, but the kids are hiding and the dog has run away.

Latest email from AT&T:

We’re sorry. AT&T has identified a problem with the information you provided.

Please refer to your Activation ID when calling.
24035*****

Of course they are closed. Geniuses.

Here is my true cost of the iPhone;

1. The phone – $600 bucks

2. Bullshit, half ass, can’t call my mother in Canada piece of shit plan – $50 bucks a month

3. Edge internet connection – they should pay me, but they are’nt – let’s just $50/month for joining HotSpot

4. Personal assistant to dispute every bill for life of plan and just call them and yell obscenities during down time and than put them on reverse hold – $36,000/year

5. Anti-anxiety medicine – allocate $20/month of my current bill for increased dosage over three years

Total Three Year Cost – Approximately $120,000 because I assume lawyers will get involved during a three year plan. The dog has run away so let’s add cost of new Dog at $2,000.

If I can bring this down under $50,000 I may keep it. Willing to get a Webkins account and computer dog from Japan to placate children to help meet budget.

Ideas always welcome.

PS – At least I don’t text message . Hat Tip Mark M. Funny stuff.