AIG will borrow $1 trillion from US government…to pay off the US Government.
Goldman Sachs buys New Orleans…Flips to China
Dow 50,000…Get IN!
Dow 4,000…Get OUT! (same author)
Warren Buffett Secret Video…Kicking poor, old people off the Goldman Sachs property
You have a funny headline? A Stocktwits Hoodie for the best headline in my comments or on Stocktwits.
This quote from my recent convo with a stock promoter exemplifies the finance industry: (warning u have have to be semi-intelligent to understand the irony)
“we started promoting on aug 3 this year at .75 and it went as high as 4.83 in 2 months thats not a pump”
This quote from my recent convo with a stock promoter exemplifies the finance industry: (warning u have have to be semi-intelligent to understand the irony)
“we started promoting on aug 3 this year at .75 and it went as high as 4.83 in 2 months thats not a pump”
My Headlines for 2010 (must. have. hoodie.)
“Four Hundred Percent Of All US Homeowners Underwater On Two Hundred Fifty Percent Of Their Mortgages”
TRB
lol. keep em coming. winner
My Headlines for 2010 (must. have. hoodie.)
“Four Hundred Percent Of All US Homeowners Underwater On Two Hundred Fifty Percent Of Their Mortgages”
TRB
“Treasury department failed today 06/06/2010, dollar dropped to be 1/10 of yuan”
“Treasury department failed today 06/06/2010, dollar dropped to be 1/10 of yuan”
Wall Street Praised for clothing the homeless with gently used DOW 10000 Merchandise
Wall Street Praised for clothing the homeless with gently used DOW 10000 Merchandise
Pass stimulus & unemployment will stay below 8%
great name. ate some capatain crunchberries with max last night.
Pass stimulus & unemployment will stay below 8%
great name. ate some capatain crunchberries with max last night.
That's just plain going to happen. You should write.
CNBC ” markets are overvalued, investors are getting ahead of themselves, sell everything!”
CNBC ” markets are overvalued, investors are getting ahead of themselves, sell everything!”
Goldman Sachs Offers Free Thanksgiving Dinner To The Needy-Anyone With A
Net Worth Under $5 Million!!
Goldman Sachs Offers Free Thanksgiving Dinner To The Needy-Anyone With A
Net Worth Under $5 Million!!
AIG, GM, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and BOA Form Conglomerate of Crap
AIG, GM, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and BOA Form Conglomerate of Crap
US Government now giving a FREE SNUGGIE with each Bond Purchase! Act now and we'll double your offer!
US scores “triple double” as Unemployment, Inflation, Personal Bankruptcy rates all pass 10%
US scores “triple double” as Unemployment, Inflation, Personal Bankruptcy rates all pass 10%
Walmart and Chinese Govt announce partnerhip in retail banking venture.
Walmart and Chinese Govt announce partnerhip in retail banking venture.
Do you want all our schwag
not much :)
What recession? “we did gods work” – Lloyd Blankfein (former GS CEO, now saint)
Great Recession of 2008 over before it began. Stocks at all time high.
too obvious :)
Great Recession of 2008 over before it began. Stocks at all time high.
too obvious :)
classic. thats a winner no matter what.
lol. keep em coming. winner
GOLDMAN SACHS-BOT 3000 FLYS AWAY IN BALLOON http://bacn.me/drd
US Government Declares Bankruptcy – Goldman Sachs buys them for one Euro!!!
Funniest financial headline of 2010 will be: Bank of America to Spinoff Merrill Lynch as Standalone Public Company:
“Obama's O-Face Widens as Goldman 'Sachs' the President.”
Wheelbarrow full of dollars stolen! Dollars left behind!
Wheelbarrow full of dollars stolen! Dollars left behind!
In 2010, in another dimension:
“Obama wants lower taxes”
“Oil hits $30. Now driving is cheaper than walking”
“Unemployment hits 20%. Who cares. Dow just crossed 20k”
“AIG buys GS in an all stocks acquisition”
“Americans want to be paid in Euros. Europeans want to be paid in renminbi. Chinese want to be paid in Iphones”
God to divest investment bank holdings as public pressure mounts.
God to divest investment bank holdings as public pressure mounts.
” I sold my soul to GSCO and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. “
How much VC $ do we got to raise to buy everyone in the USA a stocktwits hoodie…..
thks
good_trade
Not your Grandfather’s depression! Gov’t now giving away Chevy Cavaliers as stocking stuffers!
Not your Grandfather's depression! Gov't now giving away Chevy Cavaliers as stocking stuffers!
STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps the funny part will be how long it takes. Maybe the first funny headline will be “Bank of America's Krawcheck named Head of Sustainability and Corporate Social Responsibility”
“Warren Buffett Buys Manhattan For Less Than Book Value” OR “Warren Buffett Renames Burlington Northern Santa Fe- The Lionel, China & Coal Express”
“Warren Buffett Buys Manhattan For Less Than Book Value” OR “Warren Buffett Renames Burlington Northern Santa Fe- The Lionel, China & Coal Express”
What recession? “we did gods work” – Lloyd Blankfein (former GS CEO, now saint)
classic. thats a winner no matter what.
I'll be waiting for my hoodie. Promise to run twice a week with it. Free publicity:)
GOLDMAN SACHS-BOT 3000 FLYS AWAY IN BALLOON http://bacn.me/drd
US Government Declares Bankruptcy – Goldman Sachs buys them for one Euro!!!
Funniest financial headline of 2010 will be: Bank of America to Spinoff Merrill Lynch as Standalone Public Company:
That’s just plain going to happen. You should write.
Perhaps the funny part will be how long it takes. Maybe the first funny headline will be “Bank of America’s Krawcheck named Head of Sustainability and Corporate Social Responsibility”
“Obama’s O-Face Widens as Goldman ‘Sachs’ the President.”
US Government now giving a FREE SNUGGIE with each Bond Purchase! Act now and we’ll double your offer!
In 2010, in another dimension:
“Obama wants lower taxes”
“Oil hits $30. Now driving is cheaper than walking”
“Unemployment hits 20%. Who cares. Dow just crossed 20k”
“AIG buys GS in an all stocks acquisition”
“Americans want to be paid in Euros. Europeans want to be paid in renminbi. Chinese want to be paid in Iphones”
Do you want all our schwag
I’ll be waiting for my hoodie. Promise to run twice a week with it. Free publicity:)
” I sold my soul to GSCO and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. ”
How much VC $ do we got to raise to buy everyone in the USA a stocktwits hoodie…..
thks
good_trade
not much :)
Toys-r-us passes on Buffett’s toy train set proposal for this Christmas season: shipping an issue – pipmaestro
Toys-r-us passes on Buffett's toy train set proposal for this Christmas season: shipping an issue – pipmaestro
Jim Cramer confirmed insane, does Mad Money from asylum. Ratings soar.
Jim Cramer confirmed insane, does Mad Money from asylum. Ratings soar.
Ratings agencies finally rate something correctly
For sale: 1 helicopter equipped with printing press
Doug Kass says market is both at a top and a bottom right now
John Thain joins Ameriprise Financial as independent financial advisor; seeking clients & contractor for decadent office bathroom
Goldman Sachs trademarks phrase ‘vampire squid’, inserts into company values
Dick Bove says he’s never seen so many ‘buys of a lifetime’, inks deal with CNBC for new show, Insane Money
Crude oil to be priced in shares of AAPL
Zimbabwe introduces Quadrillion dollar bill
That is one that will never happen. You owe me a hoodie
haha damnit, i’ll custom make a DOW 50K hoodie then
email me howard at lindzon dot com with your size and address bro
Ratings agencies finally rate something correctly
For sale: 1 helicopter equipped with printing press
Doug Kass says market is both at a top and a bottom right now
John Thain joins Ameriprise Financial as independent financial advisor; seeking clients & contractor for decadent office bathroom
Goldman Sachs trademarks phrase 'vampire squid', inserts into company values
Dick Bove says he's never seen so many 'buys of a lifetime', inks deal with CNBC for new show, Insane Money
Crude oil to be priced in shares of AAPL
Zimbabwe introduces Quadrillion dollar bill
That is one that will never happen. You owe me a hoodie
haha damnit, i'll custom make a DOW 50K hoodie then
email me howard at lindzon dot com with your size and address bro
'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' Sells 50 Million Units; Divorce Rate Triples
Say Hello to the Amero- Now With 50% More Ponzi!
Potheads Balance California's Budget
Bloomberg Buys StockTwits
Obama: “Were Still Looking At Our Options in Afghanistan.”
Yankees Buy Another World Series
Unemployment Falls to -36%!*
*as measured by the new U-.125 (excludes people that are looking for a job but that have used Craigslist, Monster or personal contacts to do so)
‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2’ Sells 50 Million Units; Divorce Rate Triples
Say Hello to the Amero- Now With 50% More Ponzi!
Potheads Balance California’s Budget
Bloomberg Buys StockTwits
Obama: “Were Still Looking At Our Options in Afghanistan.”
Yankees Buy Another World Series
Unemployment Falls to -36%!*
*as measured by the new U-.125 (excludes people that are looking for a job but that have used Craigslist, Monster or personal contacts to do so)
I don't know if the contest is still running, but I have to post. Headline:
“Why the long face, Geithner?”
I don’t know if the contest is still running, but I have to post. Headline:
“Why the long face, Geithner?”
I don't know if the contest is still running, but I have to post. Headline:
“Why the long face, Geithner?”