I have long said that the stock bloggers are a funny group. Lot’s of pent up creativity – mostly wasted trading stocks :) .

The blog has set them free.

Fly has a great sense of humor. He has turned the boring disclaimer into an artform. A mashup of money humor with Johnny Carson “Carnac”.

Another funny guy is Shane at Wall Street Fighter. He put together a list of Fly’s best:

Disclaimer: If you buy MVIS because of this post, your favorite Chinese restaurant may go bankrupt– effectively starving a large part of your community. Also, your liquidity may crash through the floor.

Disclaimer: If you short CMVT because of this post, wild bears may inhabit your neighborhood, terrifying the local investors. And, you may lose most of your market dollars.

Disclaimer: If you short BRCM because of this post, the next time you cook a Beef Wellington, it may be dry. And, you may lose a mind boggling amount of money.

Disclaimer: If you sell short SiRF because of this post, your water heater may bust, while your on vacation. And, you may lose large sums of dollars

Disclaimer: If you buy MVISW because of this post, “low end” housing developments may spring up near your favorite golf course. Also, you may wind up having to rent one.

Disclaimer: If you buy MVIS because of this post, locusts will destroy your garden. And, you may lose money.

Disclaimer: If you buy HANS because of this post, you may never get laid again. And, you may lose money. ( I didn’t buy HANS, wasn’t worth the risk)

Disclaimer: If you buy HANS because of this post, your next date may go incredibly bad. And, you may lose money.

Disclaimer: If you buy HANS because of this post, you may step on chewing gum the next time you go for a slice of pizza. And, you may lose money.

Disclaimer: If you buy UPL because of this post, your Christmas decorations may go offline, indefinitely. And, you may lose money

Disclaimer: If you buy PTEN because of this post, you may get abducted by space invaders and “probed” on their rocket ship. And, you may lose money.

Disclaimer: If you buy SNDK because of this post, you may drop your Thanksgiving turkey, on the way to the dinner table. And, you may lose money.

Disclaimer: If you buy MVIS because of this post, Cramer may feature your favorite stock on Mad Money with an unprecedented quadruple sell, and you may be staggered by your losses.

Disclaimer: If you buy MVISW because of this post, then you too might get “stuck in Iraq,” effectively leaving yourself penniless.

Disclaimer: If you short SIRF because of this post, your wife or husband may fall in love with Bob Pisani, and you may lose your entire savings.

Disclaimer: If you buy this stock because of this post, then you really are as dumb as your wife says you are. Plus, you will lose a portion of her future alimony.

Good stuff indeed :) . Thanks to both for the laughs.