I had some friends over for another laugher Cardinal game. Let’s just stop this insanity and fold this franchise. Every week, the safest bet in football is BUYING the money line aginst the Arizona Cardinals.
At an 8-1 pay line (bet 8 bucks to win 1) it seemed like stupid odds and a good time to take the week off. Why bet $80 to win $90. I will tell you why: because they just suck ass. I am an ass for not betting this. I got 100 emails at the end of the first qarter with the following subject line – CAAAAAAARDS. HA.
My response – 3 quarters left.
In fact – why can’t the NFL buy back the Cardinals. The league is flawless but for the Arizona Cardinals. Like a stock market crash, they are an OUTLIER event. A freak event. Unhedgeable. Have I mentioned they suck. ASS. No really – they suck. The prick owner gets a new stadium with my tax dollars and I can’t even go online in my kome town to bet against them or play poker while I watch them blow another one. Is this even the United States anymore or Russia :) .
Like clockwork, they just blew another one. SWEEET.
They had to work hard to lose that game.
That is what they get paid for in Arizona. They are pro’s goddamit!
Now you know what it’s like to be a Saints fan. (Just not this season!)
I think the Raiders are worse. By a lot.
And the Packers aren’t good either.
Disclaimer: I am a Packers fan, but you couldn’t pay me any amount of money to be a Raiders fan.
Good thing they built a brand new stadium for a team that never sells out. However, their future is bright with Leinert, Bouldin and Fitzgerald if he gets healthy. Edge is washed up and Green will get fired after the season.
josh – CMG is right – I owe you a t-shirt – SHHHHHHH
I better not find out inside info or the SEC will rain on you! :)
Hilarious!!!
You’ve conviently left out an owner who could care less if they win or lose, as long as the money rolls in. Not to mention the collective dup’s who were fool enough to invite this travesty to come to Arizona, in the first place. And then the morons, of Maricopa County, did the ‘double whammy’ by building the palace that will have them there for a loooooooooooong time? It’s for the children. Enjoy!
You reap what you sow.
In the meantime, I’ll just keep rooting for my Chiefs while I reside, here, in Tucson.