Eddie sent me the link to RICK’s conference call . If their was one call that could have been great, this was it. Nope.
These calls are just such a pile of crap that I can’t believe they still happen. Almost as boring as this guy .
There are 50 ways this thing could have been entertaining.
I am going to write a Wallstrip Conference call for RICK’s that should have been. Chime in with any ideas and we will run it on Wallstrip .
Actually maybe Haliburton’s move to Dubai . That could be fun.
Disclosure – Long RICK
Having never been to a strip club, (I’ve only seen one on HBO – Hi Lindsay!) here are my thoughts.
In the background needs to be the boom-da-da-boom-da-da-boom music.
Rick’s Conference call:
Every analyst who wants to be in on it has to pay a $10 cover with a two drink minimum.
The operator has to be a guy on a bad PA system and introduce the CEO, CFO, etc with: “All right give it up for …” and break in the conference Q&A once in a while with the announcment “remember all our excutives work on your tips and tips alone so lets be generous”
After each executive gets done speaking the DJ makes an announcment that each individual is avaiable for a private chat in the exclusive VIP backstage room…but per SEC regs no touching is allowed.
Finally, evil looking bouncer guy headlocks and tosses out one of the younger analysts who gets carried away and gets on stage with the excutives making a fool of himself and his firm.
But yeah I aint never been to no strip club either…never even herad of the Body Shop in Diego when I was 18 :). To be young again.
lol
I’d throw an idea in the mix, but I don’t think Steven can be topped! Nice work ;)