This morning we wake up to so many global financial ‘TWIT’ stories, led by the fantastic investors and real estate developers in Abu Dhabi . Gobble Gobble Dhabi is just one of the global aftershocks in a wave of country specific bankruptcies we will face in the next 5-10 years.

Back here in the United States, we will never file bankruptcy and I am not sure what that means. I know I need to make a living and I know I love the markets, so I was lucky to get the Motley Fool’s latest offer in my inbox and share it with you.

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I sign up for most financial website offerings just to see what is out there and the offers that are made.

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Not much has changed in the financial publishing world I live in. Maybe that’s our fault. Obviously, this pitch works. It’s a number’s game.

Not much has changed at the Rating Agencie’s like Moody’s (downgrading Abu Dhabi’s debt AFTER it goes in default) or the Fed.

The only sure thing from the financial news I read every day is ‘Jon Stewart’ is leaving a lot of comedy on the table. I vow to pick some up by January.